christmas!

Yay! It's the festive season! Merry* Christmas!

*Merry as in being merry first before recieving your credit card bill. Also, "being Merry" states that you have to buy lots of useless stuff this festive season in order to qualify for really "being Merry". "Merry" also applies to banks and not excluding private corporations, credit card companies receiving the interest on your shopping expenses this season. Lastly, "being Merry" in the 21st century excludes generousity, thriftiness and love. Everyone is obligated to follow the contractual terms stated.